Recent conversations from the homestead:

Tootie: … so anyway, all the girls want to sit next to “Linda” at lunch so now there’s a schedule for who gets to sit next to her each day.

Me: What, does she poop rhinestones or something?

Tootie: Huh?

Me: Never mind.

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Scene: Hubs embraces me in a bearhug.

The E-man: Are you guys mating?

Hubs: I think it’s time to ban Animal Planet and the Discovery Channel.