Hubs was supposed to remain in the deer woods all week, but since he got a buck early, he came home early …

… to a wife who is rabidly pre-menstrual.

Excerpt:

Hubs: I just don’t understand why women get to have that excuse.

Me: It’s not an excuse. It’s an explanation.

Hubs: *raises eyebrows*

Me: I suppose you think that suffering through an unmedicated labor is an “excuse” for all the snarling and cussing then?

Hubs: I think we should change the subject.

Me: Good idea.